Videos Galore

Here are some videos from Christmas morning. It's only January, so it's okay to still be doing Christmas posts, right? (The answer to that is yes). On my Christmas list next year is a better video camera. But I'll keep the same subjects; they're pretty cute.

Dirty Ringtones

So a couple of months ago I noticed a ringtone on the T-mobile website that was "If you seek Amy" by Britney Spears. I had never heard the song but I thought, "Wow, how perfect! That must be my ringtone!" Because clearly the song is about somebody trying to seek/find/reach a girl named Amy which, anyone calling my phone would be trying to do as well. What serendipity! I promptly bought it and have been very happy with my ringtone selection.

Until last night.

I had some girlfriends over for a dinner party and when my phone rang I quickly relayed the cosmic destiny of my ringtone discovery. Then one of my girlfriends said, "Um, you do know what that song is about, right?"

No, apparently I did not.

Evidently "if you seek Amy" is the cleaned up, radio version of a very very naughty song. The real lyrics are extremely dirty. I will not be spelling it out on my blog (although "spelling it out" is a major hint) because:

1) I am too embarassed to do so and

2) I do not want people who google vulgar things to find my blog.

I should have suspected that something was up with the song because:

1) The lyrics as they are in the radio and my ringtone version don't really make sense and are not grammatically correct and

2) It's a Britney Spears song.

But I didn't think too much about the fact that it didn't make sense and was not grammatically correct because, well, it's a Britney Spears song.

No one can accuse me of having my mind in the gutter. Although you could maybe accuse me of being slighty clueless. Thank goodness I have friends who are with it enough to understand these things (thanks Jenn!). We all had a good laugh over this last night.

By the way, my new ringtone is "Smile" by Uncle Kracker. There's nothing indecent about that song, is there?

Coke at night is not a good idea

It is 1:27am. I thought I would point that out to save you all the trouble of checking the date/time stamp at the bottom of this post. Which I'm sure you would normally do, right? I also point it out because it is completely ridiculous that I am blogging about nothing at this time of night (morning).

In case you haven't figured it out, I can't sleep. But I really want to sleep because I am very bored just lying here in bed. So I am writing a boring post so I'm not the only one bored. That brings me comfort.

I felt it would be a good idea to go to the movies tonight (I mean last night). Movie theatres are dead on Tuesday nights, by the way. My friend and I actually felt somewhat creeped out. The movie was a good idea (always a good idea to go to the movies), but not so much the giant coke I drank at the movies. And also at dinner before the movies. But it's kind of a rule to drink coke both when out at dinner and at the movies so what choice did I really have?

Kind of a bummer now though because I can't sleep and I have to get up in 4 hours to go to work. And at this point that's not enough sleeping time to take Tylenol PM and still be able to operate heavy machinery (like my car) in the morning.

Hopefully this extremely boring post will put me to sleep. Perhaps it already put you to sleep?

P.S. "Leap Year" is a pretty cute movie, but a little slow so maybe you should wait and rent it. Also, I am jealous of Amy Adams' legs.

Am I just easily amused...

...or is this the funniest t-shirt you've ever seen?

In case it's a little bit hard for you to see, it says:

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

I love it.

Gingerbread Houses

These pictures are pre-Christmas. We had fun making gingerbread houses. And eating the gingerbread houses.

Silly boys.