Glamourous Life

Tonight I got to clean little boy poop out of the bathtub. Lucky me! Needless to say, now I need to buy all new bath toys. And a bath mat. And a pitcher. Poop didn't really get on all of that but it was in the same water and that's enough for me. An item needs to be fairly valuable before I'll consider it worth the hassle of de-pooping and disinfecting. So I cleaned the actual bathtub. And my kids (they made the cut). Everything else went straight to the dumpster.

Little Diplomat

Today I am wearing a pair of mustard-yellow, Mary Jane wedges with ruffles on the toe. I think they are very cute. Sam was sitting on my lap while I was putting them on this morning. I noticed him looking at them so I said, "Do you like Mommy's shoes, Sam?"

"They're different," my 3-year-old said.

So diplomatic.